11 Funny quotes found on cars, bikes and trucks in India
Most trucks in India have some quotes mentioned on the rear. Some are on a serious note, some are standard like “OK TATA”, “Horn OK Please”, “Mera Bharat Mahan” or “Hum Do Hamare Do”. Others are unique and innovative while some are naughty and hilarious. We bring you some of such slogans which are seen on cars, two wheelers and auto rickshaws in the country.
If You Are Mad Then I Am Your Dad
Somewhere in Haryana, this slogan was seen on the rear of a white car. Like most other such slogans it could possibly make sense to the owner of the vehicle but it somehow escapes being understood by the reader.
All girls are my sister except U – Stupid I love U
One bike rider found a unique way to express his love for his girlfriend with this slogan written behind his two wheeler. We do not however think that the girlfriend would appreciate being called stupid.
Nobody remains Virgin – Life Fucks Everyone
This CNG powered auto-rickshaw driver must be really frustrated with the traffic situation on the roads. He has hence vented his anger by putting up this quote behind his rickshaw to demonstrate against the milling traffic, noise and pollution that he has to contend with while on the road.
Girls should have intelligence – Surat (face) is also in Gujarat
This quote written on a bike would cause some cheer to the reader. He has probably faced some bad woman riders on the road at some point to make his put up this slogan.
Dogs also do not bark without reason – Do not Honk
With these words, the owner of this Delhi based Toyota Qualis appeals to others on the road to abstain from honking unnecessarily. While these could be said in three simple words of ‘Do Not Honk’, the owner has chosen to compare those who honk unnecessarily to even worse than dogs who do not bark without some provocation.
Behen Ka Laura
Need we say more? 😛
Only the owner of this Maruti Suzuki Ritz can tell us what it means.
Made in India Tata Indica puts up a Ferrari logo, and calls it ‘Bharari’
Drink less fuel
This truck driver has probably spent a lot of money on his fuel guzzling truck to make him put up this slogan on the rear of his truck. The driver appeals to his vehicle to consume less fuel as it is very expensive. Though this is a serious note, the quote itself is funny.
Believe a snake but not a girl. Vignesh waits 4 U
Vignesh, the owner of this vehicle was obviously let down by some girl but he still waits for her as the slogan indicates.
Took help from in-laws
This quote obviously shows this bike was a gift from his in-laws. He has proudly proclaimed this fact with the words written in Hindi behind his Bajaj vehicle and given precedence to even before procuring a number plate.